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eatmile:

asinnersmindisasanctum:

tranniesandgrannies:

If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life.

Oh.

best thing on tumblr

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Meow.

Meow.

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billyliar:

Rest in peace, you cranky awesome bastard.

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I hate seeing all the girls on tumblr posting about wishing to be thinner,

Lookie here chickies, I’ve been roughly 110 pounds my whole life, I looked sickly thin, my mom used to sit outside of the bathroom after we’d finish eating to make sure I wasn’t puking. I have binge eating disorder, but I’ve never been able to gain any weight! I’ve been trying my whole life to be “fat” like you girls seem to think you are. Just because your thighs touch, you’ve got a little weight in the middle, or you weigh over 115 pounds and your hips and ribs don’t stick out DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT. Being fat to me is weighing so much that you have to use a motorized wheelchair at the age of 25, if you can barely function in society, and if you are at a SERIOUS risk of health problems. Having curves and being HEALTHY doesn’t make you fat. I’m pregnant, and for the first time EVER I weigh 122 pounds, I celebrate EVERY pound I put on I’m excited to be “fat”. Embrace your god given beauty because us “perfect, skinny girls” are probably fucking jealous. 

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fuckyeah1990s:

Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

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sith-lady:

I have so many lesbian feelings for her. Unfffffff.

sith-lady:

I have so many lesbian feelings for her. Unfffffff.

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me?

lolsofunny:

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superman-curls:

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the-absolute-best-posts:

“I look up at the night sky, and I know that, yes, we are part of this Universe, we are in this Universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts is that the Universe is in us. When I reflect on that fact, I look up—many people feel small, because they’re small and the Universe is big, but I feel big, because my atoms came from those stars” - Neil deGrasse Tyson  

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